tRump Vows to Abolish Rainbows
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
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