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From WOO to FOO: tRump Diagnosed With Stage 2 Dictator's Disease
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
Christians for tRump Worry His Public Image "a bit too Satanic"
As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
Nobel Committee Awards Piece (of sh*t) Prize to tRump and ...
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
From WOO to FOO: tRump Diagnosed With Stage 2 Dictator's Disease
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
tRump Vows to Abolish Rainbows
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
Gentle Parenting To Blame? Babysitter Still Imprisoned in Upstairs Bathroom
The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
FOBI Replaces FOMO as Top Phobia
Among 6-94 year-olds, the fear of being included (FOBI) is now more terrifying than the fear of missing out (FOMO). Go figure.
Friends on X? Not on my FB watch, says Beta Boy Marky Z.
Asked about the Friends sitcom deal with X, Beta Boy quipped, "Facebook really needs Friends now, especially after I redesigned FB so users hardly see any of their friends' posts anymore, just ads."
Two Ketchups Agree to Separate
The split transpired at that Coney up from Eastern Market on Gratiot. It was all amicable. They both knew they were better as table neighbors.
Word Network’s "Synonym Island” Under Pressure to Diversify Cast
EP Lexi Wortmot defended the show, “Sure, everyone on the show is similar, but that’s like, the whole premise of the show."
A Prescriptivist? I? Me? No. But.
Just between you and me when you say between you and I methinks us need to talk.
Discover the Beauty Hidden in Your "But"
Spell it aloud, all slow and gentle like. Repeat until your ears are filled with the sound of B, U, T. Then shout the headline aloud in public. Trigger alert: the hills may just come alive.
LOL Is Having an Identity Crisis
In a very short but in-depth interview, Laugh Out Loud (who prefers to be called LOL), wonders if it means anything at all, and pulls no punches when asked how it feels about LMAO.
"Sharing Isn't Caring. It's Communism." MAGA Elementary Permanently Closes Library
Committed to controlling the minds of its students, and frustrated by the backlash to its book bans and burnings, MAGA ES47 has found a new way to demonize the crown jewel of American Institutions.
No Teacher? No Problem! The Teacherless Classroom Makes Its Debut
First it was the sage on stage, then the guide on the side. Now the future of school has no teacher at all.
Leading Quantum Physicist Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
“It's just vibes, people. That's all there is. Vibes. All the way down and every which way.
MAGA University Chooses Fascist Skinhead as new Mascot
White nationalist students on campus, which is everyone, agreed to replace Lumberjack Mack, who just seemed a little too old and creepy.