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The Felon-Melon told Scottish reporters, “I love sheep. They keep me in power. And if they disobey me, I eat them. Mutton is yummy.”
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As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
Nobel Committee Awards Piece (of sh*t) Prize to tRump and ...
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
From WOO to FOO: tRump Diagnosed With Stage 2 Dictator's Disease
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
tRump Vows to Abolish Rainbows
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
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Christians for tRump Worry His Public Image "a bit too Satanic"
As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
Nobel Committee Awards Piece (of sh*t) Prize to tRump and ...
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
From WOO to FOO: tRump Diagnosed With Stage 2 Dictator's Disease
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.