Despite lots and lots of soul searching, Nebraska Search & Rescue was unable to locate even a trace of Mike Flood's Soul. The Congressman's response was a masterclass in obtuse shamelessness.
“At least I still have my body -- and a lifetime of free government healthcare and a phat monthly pension guaranteed by the US government and paid for by taxpayers, some of whom live in my district. I want to personally thank each of them for their sacrifice.”
Here’s a short vid from NYTimes with commentary and a few clips.
Below is the whole thing. Trigger warning: long and vomit-inducing at moments.
As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.