As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
Apparently unaware of the meaning of "scapegoat" or how to spell it, the President's new scapegoat is a carpine skateboarder in Florida.
... in a rat-infested alley next do a dumpster. Missing for decades now, the angels were presumed dead by just about everyone. His mom and wife declined to comment.
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.
A White House leaker noticed the map hanging above the toilet while going #1 in that speakeasy bathroom behind a wood panel in the oval office.
Despite lots and lots of soul searching, Nebraska Search & Rescue was unable to locate even a trace of Mike Flood's Soul. The Congressman's response was a masterclass in obtuse shamelessness.
Actual headline appearing on August 1, 2025 atop a NYTimes (digital edition) lead story.
While effigies of Stephen Miller and a two-headed Trumpstein Demon still dominate sales, the Bove effigy now leading seller among lesser known RumpT Regime underlings.
Lucas, a zesty fourth grader at Brook Knoll Elementary, actually makes an excellent good point.
Covfefe, that mystery word tweeted by Trump in his first term, and thought by many to be a simple typographical error, now appears to be DEEPLY MEANINGFUL.