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New Ultra-Patriotic Drink Preference Sweeping the Nation

"No ICE."

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Bar patrons and cocktail loungers from Minneapolis to Portland, from Chicago to Los Angeles, are all expressing their patriotism and solidarity by adding two words to their drink order:

"No ICE."

Bartenders are welcoming the request, even with drinks that are never prepared with ice anyway, like beer or a shot of whiskey. The most America-loving patrons tend to insert an adjective in between the two words. Take a guess: it starts with "f" and ends with "g."

Jesse, a Detroit bartender, loves the new trend, but admits he was a bit confused at first. "No joke, these three patriotic drinkers at my bar ordered three vodkas on the rocks, 'no ice.' I was like, 'Whattaya mean?' Then they all yelled in unison:

Fuck ICE! We don't want it!

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