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White Nationalist administrators and professors at the University, which is all of them, unanimously agreed to hold auditions this weekend. They are telling Fascist groups everywhere to spread the word and encourage the most delusional and racist of its members to try out.
Auditions will take place on campus and at a few select White Power Skinhead motorcycle clubs.
“We will never forget Lumberjack Mack,” a racist university spokesperson said. “We loved his grimace and bald head! Combined, they managed to convey this look of perpetual, low-level anger, which all of us here at MAGA University can really identify with. But he was starting to give off this really kind of creepy Amish/midwestern wholesomeness vibe. It was just too much to process at a football game.
