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It turns out Mother Universe is one big viber. She vibes. We gotta keep those lovin' good vibrations a-happenin' with her.
Leading Quantum Physicist Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
“It's just vibes, people. That's all there is. Vibes. All the way down and every which way.
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"Sharing Isn't Caring. It's Communism." MAGA Elementary Permanently Closes Library
Committed to controlling the minds of its students, and frustrated by the backlash to its book bans and burnings, MAGA ES47 has found a new way to demonize the crown jewel of American Institutions.
No Teacher? No Problem! The Teacherless Classroom Makes Its Debut
First it was the sage on stage, then the guide on the side. Now the future of school has no teacher at all.
MAGA University Chooses Fascist Skinhead as new Mascot
White nationalist students on campus, which is everyone, agreed to replace Lumberjack Mack, who just seemed a little too old and creepy.
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Christians for tRump Worry His Public Image "a bit too Satanic"
As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
Nobel Committee Awards Piece (of sh*t) Prize to tRump and ...
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
From WOO to FOO: tRump Diagnosed With Stage 2 Dictator's Disease
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.