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FOBI Replaces FOMO as Top Phobia
Among 6-94 year-olds, the fear of being included (FOBI) is now more terrifying than the fear of missing out (FOMO). Go figure.
Discover the Beauty Hidden in Your "But"
Spell it aloud, all slow and gentle like. Repeat until your ears are filled with the sound of B, U, T. Then shout the headline aloud in public. Trigger alert: the hills may just come alive.
Friends on X? Not on my FB watch, says Beta Boy Marky Z.
Asked about the Friends sitcom deal with X, Beta Boy quipped, "Facebook really needs Friends now, especially after I redesigned FB so users hardly see any of their friends' posts anymore, just ads."
tRump's "American" Peerage Map Finally Located
A White House leaker noticed the map hanging above the toilet while going #1 in that speakeasy bathroom behind a wood panel in the oval office.
LOL Is Having an Identity Crisis
In a very short but in-depth interview, Laugh Out Loud (who prefers to be called LOL), wonders if it means anything at all, and pulls no punches when asked how it feels about LMAO.
No Teacher? No Problem! The Teacherless Classroom Makes Its Debut
First it was the sage on stage, then the guide on the side. Now the future of school has no teacher at all.
Two Ketchups Agree to Separate
The split transpired at that Coney up from Eastern Market on Gratiot. It was all amicable. They both knew they were better as table neighbors.
Listen bro, the Dude Code is not the Bro Code, okay dude?
Whatever. Just don't call me dude, okay bro?
The Soul of GOP Rep. Mike Flood Still Missing after Lincoln Town Hall
Despite lots and lots of soul searching, Nebraska Search & Rescue was unable to locate even a trace of Mike Flood's Soul. The Congressman's response was a masterclass in obtuse shamelessness.
Google's AI Promise Raises Eyebrows Among the Stupid and Slow of Study
"Learn Anything." Really? Anything? The promise appeared on the splash page of Gemini NotebookLM, Google's latest addition to its Suite of AI Nifties.
Leading Quantum Physicist Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
“It's just vibes, people. That's all there is. Vibes. All the way down and every which way.
After Weak Jobs Report, Trump Says He's Firing Agency's Commissioner
Actual headline appearing on August 1, 2025 atop a NYTimes (digital edition) lead story.
MAGA University Chooses Fascist Skinhead as new Mascot
White nationalist students on campus, which is everyone, agreed to replace Lumberjack Mack, who just seemed a little too old and creepy.
McDonalds Renames Itself Donalds
Seriously, It's not what you think. Or maybe it is. Wait, what?
