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A shocking new development in the Creepy-Crawly Trumpstein Thangle. Ugh.
Remember the dust up over the meaning of "covfefe" during tRump's first term? On May 31, 2017, Trump tweeted, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe," which he deleted hours later but followed up by asking, "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe' ???..."
The Plum and the Prune, Turd Bird. Turns out “Covfefe” appears on the meal manifests for each of Jeffrey Epstein’s flights when tRump was a passenger.
A reporter aligned with the Smarm Squad (SS) was quick to offer the president an easy out. An SS reporter recently asked one of those typical SS questions suggesting to Trump the term was nothing more than a little spelling error or typo:
“Mr. President, it seems clear now that “Covfefe” was simply a misspelling of coffee and therefore would logically appear on a meal manifest. And so the word “covfefe” is absolutely meaningless. It is not related in any way to the Epstein files and can serve in no way as a clue or code that may unlock the darkest truths about this whole hoax engineered by the Dems, is that right, Mr. President? Just a misspelling of coffee, right?”
(The Felon-in-Chief fielded the SS reporter’s question while sunbathing on the White House lawn with Pam Bondi and “a few smoking hot interns” – tRump’s phrasing, not ours.)
Perhaps distracted by Ms. Bondi’s vigorous rubbing of SPF 50 on his bare shoulders, or more likely just obtusely stupid, the Felon-in-Chief failed to perceive the “wink-wink” nature of the question. Mustering all the shrewdness and Realpolitik subtlety he doesn’t really have at all, Mr. Melon-Felon raised his voice and emotionally abused the young reporter, “You should be fired for that question! You are a real loser, you know that?” He then proceeded to squirt sunscreen all over the reporter’s suit. “I would never misspell coffee!”
Another reporter quickly chimed in, “If it doesn’t mean coffee, what does it mean, Mr. President?”
Clearly unprepared for this obvious question, tRump spluttered, “Well it’s not a code. Got that? It is definitely NOT a coed, I mean code! And don’t dare ask me who stole Pam’s purse when she was at lunch. I was out of the country when it happened.”
No, we won’t stop talking about this or anything else you say or do as long as you blatantly disregard your oath of office and uncaringly and unthinkingly dismantle what so many have worked so hard to build and sustain. So no, we will never shut up. We’ll keep making things up in order to expose the truth of this evil clown, his administration, and all the elected Republicans who are too cowardly to defect from the Smarm Squad. - tP&tP
