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How soon? That depends on you, comrade. We’re gonna have to build it together. And if human history provides any hints, logistics can take a while.
Visit our internet page and click like or subscribe or follow or whatever it takes. Don’t try to consult the internal FB guidebook they push on you - its meant to keep you confused and lost, like their founder. Trust me, you will find it is almost impossible to locate and useless once you do.
Granted, Facebook is not exactly the ideal place to build support for a new country, but hey, when we make this happen, we will walk into that Queen Bee glass of office at the Facebook headquarters and politely tell MZ Beta Boy that he has been relieved of his command. If he gives us any flak, we respond with four words that will ring from Mt. Shasta to San Diego, from the Monterey Bay to the Truckee River, from the Coachella Valley to the Sierra Mountains:
Immanent Domain, Beta Boy!
Fortunately, his ears won’t notice that we confused immanent and eminent. In the new republic, the new Los Angeles is called San Diego and the old San Diego is called ... San Diego.
