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tP&tP spoke with lots and lots of Christian Trumpers who all said the same thing, so we have combined them into one short interview with "M. Christian Trumper" (sex, gender, body parts: unspecified). When asked if Trump was ruling the country as a good Christian should, M. Christian Trumper flashed a panicky smile and then, in an epiphanic paroxysm of cognitive dissonance, tried to connect the dots in a rare display of logical thinking: "The president is the Second Coming – the New Messiah! But, but. But if the Messiah is not an accuser, and tRump IS an accuser, then ... But that means ... So he can't be ... Wait. He can't possibly be ... THE adversary? THE accuser? ... THE DEVIL himself?!?!?!?" ... SATAN?"
