As one red-hatted Protestant from Alabama told tP&tP, "He is so darn adversarial. He's always accusing someone of something. He's ... an accuser. In the Bible, the accuser is ... Wait. WTF??
... the entire cosplaying tRump Administration, from the thugs employed by ICE queen Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, that cheese whiz cribbing in Vegas while (mis)leading the FBI.
Dictator's Disease? Yeah. It starts with Winning Over Others then it slides into F***g Over Others. Ugh.
The Felon-in-Chief explained, "The problem is clearly caused by the radical left-Marxist weather system that no one voted for. When I control the weather, I will destroy all rainbows. Forever!" The weather quickly floated its response above the White House. [See picture.]
Committed to controlling the minds of its students, and frustrated by the backlash to its book bans and burnings, MAGA ES47 has found a new way to demonize the crown jewel of American Institutions.
The Sith Lord explained, “My evil is fictional. But this felonious turd is committing real evil and ruining real lives. Besides, being nominated the same week as Rudy Giuliani is just plain rude.”
The agency played down the latest addition to the FBI list. Asst. Director Bongino, whose own pair remains on the missing big boy pants list, refused to offer any truthful details before retiring.
Apparently unaware of the meaning of "scapegoat" or how to spell it, the President's new scapegoat is a carpine skateboarder in Florida.
EP Lexi Wortmot defended the show, “Sure, everyone on the show is similar, but that’s like, the whole premise of the show."
... in a rat-infested alley next do a dumpster. Missing for decades now, the angels were presumed dead by just about everyone. His mom and wife declined to comment.
Cryptologists and Where's Waldo aficionados believe Melania Trump is sending a clear message to her size-challenged husband: Focus on your endowment, not Harvard's. Get the enlargement procedure. Now.
The babysitter, Julie, has been trapped for over four days now. MomDad, hardcore devotees of Gentle Parenting, claim their child -- and no one else -- gets to decide when his jail game ends.
Not much, except GOP Senators get lifelong pensions and healthcare but voted to reduce the most basic benefits for their constituents, even the MAGA cult followers who voted for them.