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The 2025 Smarm Squad Award for Best Presidential Fluffer goes to...

The Supreme Court.

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The Smarm Squad (a.k.a. tRump-lickers), reluctant to include Justices Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson, opted to create a special auxiliary award for the MAGA 6 (Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Barrett): Best Submissive in a Presidential Wheelbarrow.

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