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The headline is causing political satirists mucho headaches. Many have already sent resignation letters to the newspapers who fired them and no longer exist.
The entire tP&tP staff was given an extra personal day and told to just get some rest or take a walk, maybe even string up effigies of tRump the Clown on flagpoles until even the President gets in on the action, claiming rumors about his own death have been greatly exaggerated, thereby solidifying his base of support among QAnon and MAGA Miserables, and even attracting more followers.
